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Wash Your Hands

by Stu Miller

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Don't Panic! Or do. Handle things how you feel best handling. But no matter what you do... please... for the love of all that is holy...



I’ve been waiting years and years for this.
To finally have you back here, to hear you say that this is it...
You’ve wanted me alone with you again for oh so long
You’re at my door
You’re wanting more
But before I let you in

Wipe your feet off on the mat
And take your shoes off by the door
These butterflies will get their day
As soon as I can scrub that floor
Since you’ve been gone I’ve feel like I’ve been drowning in quicksand
But before you touch me, please go wash your hands

Grab soap, And get a bottle from the bar
I’m stocked on all the eggs and sundries
Moonshine stored in Mason jars
The Kroger ain't got nothin I ain’t stored since Y2K
This hazmat suit
Is just In case
Calgon take me away.

Use the toothbrush and the drano by the sink
Get underneath your nails before I try n seduce you with a few more drinks
If you think all these cautions make me seem a lesser man
I don’t give a sh*t. Please go wash your hands.

Grab the lighter and the whiskey in the hall
Burn the first ten layers of skin off
That should keep diseases gone
This may all seem so crazy, but we’re doing the best we can.
For the love of god, don’t be an ass
Please go wash your hands.

Wash yer hands dammit.


released March 16, 2020
Stu Miller Music (BMI) - 2020

Written & Performed by Stu Miller
Mixed & Mastered by Stu Miller
World Domination and general tomfoolery by Stu Miller
Gentle Shoulder Massages by Stu Miller

Lyric Video by Michael St. James @ St James Media


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Stu Miller Denver, Colorado

Whether singing intimately to a quiet room of rapt listeners or tearing the walls off an arena with his guitar playing, Stu Miller is a musician who does it all.

With decades of performing experience & thousands of shows under his belt, Stu is as comfortable in studio & on stage as most people are in their living room. His shows are high energy & funny, and sonically masterful. & music to match.
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